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The crown jewels Octopus

Tomorrow will debut the new reality of Telecinco: "The crown jewels" in front of Carmen Gonzalez and Jordi Lomana (that of holes in the face).

The program will re-educate rough 12 jewels (12 mindless rather) through social education, style, speech and general culture. What I find most absurd is that the contest winner will receive 12,000 euros.

"12,000 euros for learning to be an educated and literate? Would have to be the ones who had to pay to not confuse the Mona Lisa by Da Vinci with The Naked Maja de Goya. Gentlemen, where do you see the Mona Lisa is naked? Where?.

Baltasar Garzon is in luck because these gems are believe to be George Clooney. And Angela Merkel is now I do not know which of Bulgaria, a designer or something. While Van Gogh has become Chuck Norris or what made me even more grace, Don Quijote de La Mancha. In addition, the jewels of Lomana think Mozart was Christopher Columbus: that he discovered America, because we know that "the earth is not flat but it is revolving.

After hearing such nonsense I can only ask that "crown jewels" will not become "Generation Ni-Ni" sequel. And any of the contestants finished with the poya a sucker on the face .

That said, what God has confessed caught!

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The beatification of Paul

According to the present phenomenon media known as "Octopus Paul" Spain will win the World Cup.

Okay, I think so.

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This has become a new prophet, Jesus Christ in the XXI century.

Paul is infallible, Paul has the gift, Paul knows the future. And the truth is that no wonder, according to credible sources of Lydia Lozano (of Ylenia and Albanian) the octopus is the secret son of the witch Aramis Fuster and Lola. That explains it. That explains his appearance.

Facebook already exist in numerous sites related to Paul, such as "Octopus Paul, the whore that bore you!"

is undeniable that the octopus has become a star. As I have understood and signed the contract to star in a movie in which he will be the main character, is something like a remake of ET "The demands put Paul? Mussels plan for retirement and a sexual encounter with SpongeBob.

also appears that in the next edition of "Survivor" Paul will take the place of Eva González ... I would not be in your shoes when famosillos start to get hungry, really.

And finally has entered into a confrontation with Belén Esteban in "Save Me Deluxe" as the nose co-anchor also predict that Spain would beat Germany. And is that her nose Esteban MA-TA!

That said, dear Paul, please do not disappoint us. Tweet